When a viking mistreats his lady, she may cut off his junk and hang it in her home.
- Women were in charge of the household’s money because they were believed to be magic and have the ability to see into the future.
- If a woman divorced her viking husband, he would be shamed for being divorced.
- Men weren’t even allowed to touch a woman’s hand if she had not agreed to it or he would be punished by law.
you spend too much time on the computer, it's like you're addicted
fine can i go out
and I think we’re super cool yo-and we get sidetracked easily be careful please
-we’re awesome kissers
-we can be super chill but I can beat you up too or something I dunno
-we’re the perfect blend of high and low brass
-super easy to talk to
-we have great smiles
-we all have this bond over hating marches
so I think that’s a horn player
and it ain’t french
Are the Berlin Horns even real.