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ispeakquotes:

A man came home from work late, tired and irritated, to find his 5-year old son waiting for him at the door.

SON: ‘Daddy, may I ask you a question?’
DAD: ‘Yeah sure, what it is?’ replied the man.
SON: ‘Daddy, how much do you make an hour?’
DAD: ‘That’s none of your business. Why do you ask such a…

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dontsinkmyships:

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stoneandbloodandwater:

Sweet Dreams (Are Made Of This) (1983) Vs. Seven Nation Army (2003)

YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND THIS IS LITERALLY THE SOUND OF COOL

Press play and you will find yourself wearing a long black coat on a windy city street holding a firearm that won’t be invented for another 50 years, your voice will be a full octave deeprer AND YOUR HAIR WILL LOOK PERFECT.

if only Lucifer had his theme song this would be it

omfg

I’m mostly reblogging this for the chickens

Reblogging because the chickie gifs are completely accurate.

This is the story of how a futuristic view pushed this song past 100k and how gifs of chickens will push it past 200k.

This is an eggselent thread

I have a weird urge to do the triller dance to this.
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tomato-thief:

#this is how u know these guys are bffls #okay #cause they both think a cap and a jacket with the collar turned up is an a+++++ impenetrable disguise #no 1 will ever recognise u in a cap and jacket with the collar turned up stevie #thank u bucky i will take this life advice with me into the next millenia #etc. etc. (x)

You gotta take a look at these tags„

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sararye:

AND THAT IS HOW YOU USE AN EFFECTS PEDAL

I was gaping the entire song this is insane

If I had a dollar for every time a musician made me feel like I’ve done nothing with my life, I’d be filthy, FILTHY rich.

Wow. Wooooooooooooooooooooooow. BLESS.

A girl at my old school did the same thing as this and holy shit I was in love with her all up through senior year